Watchable Wildlife Joke Page!

What happens to a frog when it gets too many parking tickets? - It gets Toad!

What kind of shoes do mice wear? - Squeakers

Definition: buoyant - an immature male ant

What did one frog say to the other frog? - Time's fun when you're having flies!

What do you call a vaccination for male deer? - Buck shot!

Whats the best way to call a skunk? - Long distance!

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - A head banger!

What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover? - A rash of good luck!

Eight geese walk into a bar - what do they order? - V-8!

What do you get if you cross a parrott with a centipede? - A walkie-talkie!

Why did the Turkey cross the road? - To prove it wasn't chicken.

What do you get if a line of 100 rabbits step backwards at the same time? - A receding hairline!

What do frogs order in restaurants? - French Flies

Why don't Ant Eaters get sick? - They're full of anti bodies!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? - To go to the hopping mall.

What do Pelicans like to eat? - Whatever fills the bill

What did all the young female trees do on Friday night? - Had a lumber party.

Where would you find a penniless octopus? - On squid row.

What kind of tree has hands? - A Palm tree.

Why do ducks walk softly? - They can't walk "hardly".

Why don't turkeys get invited to cocktail parties? - They use fowl language.

Why did the owl question the grizzly? - Because he wanted the bear facts.

What kind of duck robs banks? - A safe quacker!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? - A "Walk"

What birds spend most of their time on their knees? - Birds of Prey

Where do birds invest their money? - The Stork Market

Why didn't the little goose believe what his grand father said? - It was all "papa gander"

A guy had a toad on his head and someone asked "What on earth is that?!" The Toad answers -"I don't know - it started as a wart on my stomach!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? - No eye deer

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